Time to eat my words

"AK is a sucker hand at NL." Did I say that? It sounds familiar. But it just so happens that I had my best return ever with it just now. Just check out this gorgeous action:

***** Hand History for Game 3101314166 *****
0/0 Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) - Sat Nov 26 22:13:00 EST 2005
Table Table 65635 (6 max) (Real Money) -- Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: Zerander ( $52.75)
Seat 2: BonitoKing ( $48.05)
Seat 3: mausercris13 ( $116.45)
Seat 4: chanda001 ( $39.30)
Seat 5: bomaja ( $113.95)
Seat 6: binh0012 ( $126.60)
mausercris13 posts small blind (0.25)
chanda001 posts big blind (0.50)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to BonitoKing [ Kd, Ac ]
bomaja calls (0.50)
binh0012 calls (0.50)
Zerander calls (0.50)
BonitoKing raises (2.50) to 2.50
mausercris13 calls (2.25)
chanda001 calls (2)
bomaja calls (2)
binh0012 calls (2)
Zerander calls (2)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Ts, Qd, Jc ]
mausercris13 checks.
chanda001 bets (5)
bomaja calls (5)
binh0012 folds.
Zerander raises (20) to 20
BonitoKing raises (45.55) to 45.55
BonitoKing is all-In.
mausercris13 folds.
chanda001 calls (31.80)
chanda001 is all-In.
bomaja calls (40.55)
Zerander calls (25.55)
Creating Main Pot with $159.20 with chanda001
Creating Side Pot 1 with $26.25 with BonitoKing
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 8d ]
bomaja checks.
Zerander bets (4.70)
Zerander is all-In.
bomaja calls (4.70)
** Dealing River ** : [ 7c ]
Creating Side Pot 2 with $9.40 with Zerander
** Summary **
Main Pot: $159.20 | Side Pot 1: $26.25 | Side Pot 2: $9.40 | | Rake: $3
Board: [ Ts Qd Jc 8d 7c ]
Zerander balance $9.40, bet $52.75, collected $9.40, lost -$43.35 [ Js 9d ] [ a straight, eight to queen -- Qd,Js,Ts,9d,8d ]
BonitoKing balance $185.45, bet $48.05, collected $185.45, net +$137.40 [ Kd Ac ] [ a straight, ten to ace -- Ac,Kd,Qd,Jc,Ts ]
mausercris13 balance $113.95, lost $2.50 (folded)
chanda001 balance $0, lost $39.30 [ 9s 8c ] [ a straight, eight to queen -- Qd,Jc,Ts,9s,8c ]
bomaja balance $61.20, lost $52.75 [ Jd Tc ] [ two pairs, jacks and tens -- Qd,Jd,Jc,Tc,Ts ]
binh0012 balance $124.10, lost $2.50 (folded)


I think I also said that slowplaying sux. Well, I guess there are exceptions, like flopping the nut full house:

***** Hand History for Game 3101260820 *****
Just1Pot has left the table.
0/0 Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) - Sat Nov 26 22:02:51 EST 2005
Table Table 64703 (Real Money) -- Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 1: bklackz ( $18.80)
Seat 2: imnewhere2 ( $137.50)
Seat 3: jcm894 ( $98)
Seat 4: BigBird3000 ( $88)
Seat 5: WildWink ( $59.90)
Seat 6: BonitoKing ( $99)
Seat 7: JBong56 ( $61.50)
Seat 8: CometKid ( $171.50)
Seat 9: ZonaEagle ( $58.50)
ZonaEagle posts small blind (0.50)
bklackz posts big blind (1)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to BonitoKing [ Ah, Ac ]
imnewhere2 folds.
jcm894 folds.
BigBird3000 calls (1)
WildWink calls (1)
BonitoKing raises (5) to 5
JBong56 folds.
CometKid folds.
ZonaEagle folds.
bklackz folds.
BigBird3000 folds.
WildWink calls (4)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 3s, 3d, As ]
WildWink checks.
BonitoKing bets (1)
WildWink raises (6) to 6
BonitoKing calls (5)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 4d ]
WildWink bets (12)
BonitoKing calls (12)
** Dealing River ** : [ 8d ]
WildWink bets (36.90)
WildWink is all-In.
BonitoKing: lol
BonitoKing: you better have 33
BonitoKing calls (36.90)
Creating Main Pot with $119.30 with WildWink
** Summary **
Main Pot: $119.30 | | Rake: $3
Board: [ 3s 3d As 4d 8d ]
bklackz balance $17.80, lost $1 (folded)
imnewhere2 balance $137.50, didn't bet (folded)
jcm894 balance $98, didn't bet (folded)
BigBird3000 balance $87, lost $1 (folded)
WildWink balance $0, lost $59.90 [ 4s Ad ] [ two pairs, aces and fours -- Ad,As,8d,4s,4d ]
BonitoKing balance $158.40, bet $59.90, collected $119.30, net +$59.40 [ Ah Ac ] [ a full house, Aces full of threes -- Ah,Ac,As,3s,3d ]
JBong56 balance $61.50, didn't bet (folded)
CometKid balance $171.50, didn't bet (folded)
ZonaEagle balance $58, lost $0.50 (folded)
FatHobbit balance $20, sits out

More crazyness to come...