Crazy characters.
OK, I don't feel quite so bad about my horrific short handed session today. The knowledge that people play this badly will keep me very optimistic about my prospects for a long time:
***** Hand History for Game 2885947788 *****
0/0 Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) - Sat Nov 26 20:13:55 EST 2005
Table Table 36544 (Real Money) -- Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: Ernie357 ( $40.65)
Seat 2: cdads ( $53.25)
Seat 3: Cagliari4 ( $6.95)
Seat 4: BR56kg ( $51.75)
Seat 5: Stoffeiam ( $16.65)
Seat 6: fishboy7 ( $52.40)
Seat 7: cujmang ( $115.49)
Seat 8: SirTobbe ( $107.70)
Seat 9: hankz ( $26.75)
Seat 10: nice_boy ( $109.64)
SirTobbe posts small blind (0.25)
hankz posts big blind (0.50)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to fishboy7 [ Qc, Qs ]
nice_boy folds.
Ernie357 calls (0.50)
cdads folds.
Cagliari4 calls (0.50)
BR56kg raises (2) to 2
fishboy7 raises (3.50) to 3.50
cujmang folds.
SirTobbe folds.
hankz calls (3)
Ernie357 folds.
Cagliari4 folds.
BR56kg calls (1.50)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 8s, 9d, 5c ]
hankz checks.
BR56kg checks.
fishboy7 bets (6)
hankz calls (6)
BR56kg folds.
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Ac ]
hankz checks.
fishboy7 bets (7)
hankz calls (7)
** Dealing River ** : [ Td ]
hankz checks.
fishboy7 checks.
** Summary **
Main Pot: $35.90 | Rake: $1.85
Board: [ 8s 9d 5c Ac Td ]
Ernie357 balance $40.15, lost $0.50 (folded)
cdads balance $53.25, didn't bet (folded)
Cagliari4 balance $6.45, lost $0.50 (folded)
BR56kg balance $48.25, lost $3.50 (folded)
Stoffeiam balance $16.65, sits out
fishboy7 balance $71.80, bet $16.50, collected $35.90, net +$19.40 [ Qc Qs ] [ a pair of queens -- Ac,Qc,Qs,Td,9d ]
cujmang balance $115.49, didn't bet (folded)
SirTobbe balance $107.45, lost $0.25 (folded)
hankz balance $10.25, lost $16.50 [ Qh Th ] [ a pair of tens -- Ac,Qh,Th,Td,9d ]
nice_boy balance $109.64, didn't bet (folded)
Yeah money sucks. I hate money.
Then a hand went down where I had A6 and the flop came A 3 3. Some guy slowplayed his 53 and took and extra $1.5 off of me.
Here is the very next hand. My comments, combined with the results, are pretty funny.
*** Hand History for Game 2885953149 *****
0/0 Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) - Sat Nov 26 20:26:38 EST 2005
Table Table 36607 (6 max) (Real Money) -- Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: ucfire ( $29.95)
Seat 2: DougieBaby ( $21.48)
Seat 3: PrinzFFvB77 ( $74.09)
Seat 4: Deelar ( $25)
Seat 5: MrRichie1 ( $31.80)
Seat 6: fishboy7 ( $20.75)
DougieBaby posts small blind (0.10)
PrinzFFvB77 posts big blind (0.25)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to fishboy7 [ Js, Qd ]
MrRichie1 folds.
fishboy7: nice slow play
fishboy7 calls (0.25)
ucfire folds.
DougieBaby calls (0.15)
fishboy7: i love that
PrinzFFvB77 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Jh, Qh, 7d ]
DougieBaby bets (0.25)
fishboy7: i was completely fooled
PrinzFFvB77 folds.
fishboy7 raises (1) to 1
DougieBaby calls (0.75)
fishboy7: slowplaying is really good strategy.
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 9d ]
DougieBaby checks.
fishboy7 bets (2.65)
DougieBaby calls (2.65)
** Dealing River ** : [ 8h ]
DougieBaby checks.
fishboy7 checks.
** Summary **
Main Pot: $7.65 | Rake: $0.40
Board: [ Jh Qh 7d 9d 8h ]
ucfire balance $29.95, didn't bet (folded)
DougieBaby balance $17.58, lost $3.90 [ As Ad ] [ a pair of aces -- As,Ad,Qh,Jh,9d ]
PrinzFFvB77 balance $73.84, lost $0.25 (folded)
Deelar balance $25, sits out
MrRichie1 balance $31.80, didn't bet (folded)
fishboy7 balance $24.50, bet $3.90, collected $7.65, net +$3.75 [ Js Qd ] [ two pairs, queens and jacks -- Qd,Qh,Js,Jh,9d ]
fishboy7: lol
Then I got lucky as all hell and pulled a 2 outer out of my ass on the river. But how was I to know I was behind? The guy didn't reraise me preflop, so I couldn't put him on his hand. Had he come back over the top of me preflop, I would have given him credit for aces or kings and folded. But he just had to be sneaky.
***** Hand History for Game 2885958565 *****
0/0 Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) - Sat Nov 26 20:39:27 EST 2005
Table Table 36544 (Real Money) -- Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: Ernie357 ( $30.70)
Seat 2: cdads ( $56.15)
Seat 3: Cagliari4 ( $18.25)
Seat 4: BR56kg ( $71.65)
Seat 5: sax308 ( $20.15)
Seat 6: fishboy7 ( $61.35)
Seat 7: WildMonty ( $59.30)
Seat 8: SirTobbe ( $93.50)
Seat 9: hhhillyer ( $43.05)
Seat 10: GreenKronik ( $57.65)
SirTobbe posts small blind (0.25)
hhhillyer posts big blind (0.50)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to fishboy7 [ Qc, Qs ]
GreenKronik folds.
Ernie357 calls (0.50)
cdads calls (0.50)
Cagliari4 calls (0.50)
BR56kg folds.
sax308 raises (3) to 3
fishboy7 raises (6) to 6
SirTobbe folds.
hhhillyer folds.
Ernie357 folds.
cdads folds.
Cagliari4 folds.
sax308 calls (3)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 7c, 7h, Js ]
sax308 bets (3)
fishboy7 raises (50) to 50
sax308 calls (11.15)
sax308 is all-In.
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 5d ]
** Dealing River ** : [ Qh ]
Creating Main Pot with $40.45 with sax308
** Summary **
Main Pot: $40.45 | Side Pot 1: $35.85 | Rake: $2.10
Board: [ 7c 7h Js 5d Qh ]
Ernie357 balance $30.20, lost $0.50 (folded)
cdads balance $55.65, lost $0.50 (folded)
Cagliari4 balance $17.75, lost $0.50 (folded)
BR56kg balance $71.65, didn't bet (folded)
sax308 balance $0, lost $20.15 [ Kd Kc ] [ two pairs, kings and sevens -- Kd,Kc,Qh,7c,7h ]
fishboy7 balance $81.65, bet $56, collected $76.30, net +$20.30 [ Qc Qs ] [ a full house, Queens full of sevens -- Qc,Qs,Qh,7c,7h ]
WildMonty balance $59.30, sits out
SirTobbe balance $93.25, lost $0.25 (folded)
hhhillyer balance $42.55, lost $0.50 (folded)
GreenKronik balance $57.65, didn't bet (folded)
I'm an idiot. I actually thought I was beat here. Someone please shoot me.
***** Hand History for Game 2885963229 *****
0/0 Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) - Sat Nov 26 20:50:44 EST 2005
Table Table 36607 (6 max) (Real Money) -- Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: Ranbar007 ( $40.33)
Seat 2: msniaiu ( $2.75)
Seat 3: PrinzFFvB77 ( $74.14)
Seat 4: Deelar ( $23.15)
Seat 5: MrRichie1 ( $65.68)
Seat 6: fishboy7 ( $28.19)
Ranbar007 posts small blind (0.10)
PrinzFFvB77 posts big blind (0.25)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to fishboy7 [ 7c, 8c ]
Deelar calls (0.25)
MrRichie1 folds.
fishboy7: wow
fishboy7 calls (0.25)
Ranbar007 calls (0.15)
PrinzFFvB77 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Ac, Tc, Kd ]
Ranbar007 bets (1)
PrinzFFvB77 calls (1)
Deelar folds.
fishboy7 calls (1)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 4c ]
Ranbar007 bets (4)
PrinzFFvB77 calls (4)
fishboy7 folds.
** Dealing River ** : [ 2d ]
Ranbar007 bets (4)
PrinzFFvB77 calls (4)
** Summary **
Main Pot: $19 | Rake: $1
Board: [ Ac Tc Kd 4c 2d ]
Ranbar007 balance $31.08, lost $9.25 [ 9s 6c ] [ high card ace -- Ac,Kd,Tc,9s,6c ]
msniaiu balance $2.75, sits out
PrinzFFvB77 balance $83.89, bet $9.25, collected $19, net +$9.75 [ Jh Qh ] [ a straight, ten to ace -- Ac,Kd,Qh,Jh,Tc ]
Deelar balance $22.90, lost $0.25 (folded)
MrRichie1 balance $65.68, didn't bet (folded)
fishboy7 balance $26.94, lost $1.25 (folded)
***** Hand History for Game 2885947788 *****
0/0 Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) - Sat Nov 26 20:13:55 EST 2005
Table Table 36544 (Real Money) -- Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: Ernie357 ( $40.65)
Seat 2: cdads ( $53.25)
Seat 3: Cagliari4 ( $6.95)
Seat 4: BR56kg ( $51.75)
Seat 5: Stoffeiam ( $16.65)
Seat 6: fishboy7 ( $52.40)
Seat 7: cujmang ( $115.49)
Seat 8: SirTobbe ( $107.70)
Seat 9: hankz ( $26.75)
Seat 10: nice_boy ( $109.64)
SirTobbe posts small blind (0.25)
hankz posts big blind (0.50)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to fishboy7 [ Qc, Qs ]
nice_boy folds.
Ernie357 calls (0.50)
cdads folds.
Cagliari4 calls (0.50)
BR56kg raises (2) to 2
fishboy7 raises (3.50) to 3.50
cujmang folds.
SirTobbe folds.
hankz calls (3)
Ernie357 folds.
Cagliari4 folds.
BR56kg calls (1.50)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 8s, 9d, 5c ]
hankz checks.
BR56kg checks.
fishboy7 bets (6)
hankz calls (6)
BR56kg folds.
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Ac ]
hankz checks.
fishboy7 bets (7)
hankz calls (7)
** Dealing River ** : [ Td ]
hankz checks.
fishboy7 checks.
** Summary **
Main Pot: $35.90 | Rake: $1.85
Board: [ 8s 9d 5c Ac Td ]
Ernie357 balance $40.15, lost $0.50 (folded)
cdads balance $53.25, didn't bet (folded)
Cagliari4 balance $6.45, lost $0.50 (folded)
BR56kg balance $48.25, lost $3.50 (folded)
Stoffeiam balance $16.65, sits out
fishboy7 balance $71.80, bet $16.50, collected $35.90, net +$19.40 [ Qc Qs ] [ a pair of queens -- Ac,Qc,Qs,Td,9d ]
cujmang balance $115.49, didn't bet (folded)
SirTobbe balance $107.45, lost $0.25 (folded)
hankz balance $10.25, lost $16.50 [ Qh Th ] [ a pair of tens -- Ac,Qh,Th,Td,9d ]
nice_boy balance $109.64, didn't bet (folded)
Yeah money sucks. I hate money.
Then a hand went down where I had A6 and the flop came A 3 3. Some guy slowplayed his 53 and took and extra $1.5 off of me.
Here is the very next hand. My comments, combined with the results, are pretty funny.
*** Hand History for Game 2885953149 *****
0/0 Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) - Sat Nov 26 20:26:38 EST 2005
Table Table 36607 (6 max) (Real Money) -- Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: ucfire ( $29.95)
Seat 2: DougieBaby ( $21.48)
Seat 3: PrinzFFvB77 ( $74.09)
Seat 4: Deelar ( $25)
Seat 5: MrRichie1 ( $31.80)
Seat 6: fishboy7 ( $20.75)
DougieBaby posts small blind (0.10)
PrinzFFvB77 posts big blind (0.25)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to fishboy7 [ Js, Qd ]
MrRichie1 folds.
fishboy7: nice slow play
fishboy7 calls (0.25)
ucfire folds.
DougieBaby calls (0.15)
fishboy7: i love that
PrinzFFvB77 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Jh, Qh, 7d ]
DougieBaby bets (0.25)
fishboy7: i was completely fooled
PrinzFFvB77 folds.
fishboy7 raises (1) to 1
DougieBaby calls (0.75)
fishboy7: slowplaying is really good strategy.
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 9d ]
DougieBaby checks.
fishboy7 bets (2.65)
DougieBaby calls (2.65)
** Dealing River ** : [ 8h ]
DougieBaby checks.
fishboy7 checks.
** Summary **
Main Pot: $7.65 | Rake: $0.40
Board: [ Jh Qh 7d 9d 8h ]
ucfire balance $29.95, didn't bet (folded)
DougieBaby balance $17.58, lost $3.90 [ As Ad ] [ a pair of aces -- As,Ad,Qh,Jh,9d ]
PrinzFFvB77 balance $73.84, lost $0.25 (folded)
Deelar balance $25, sits out
MrRichie1 balance $31.80, didn't bet (folded)
fishboy7 balance $24.50, bet $3.90, collected $7.65, net +$3.75 [ Js Qd ] [ two pairs, queens and jacks -- Qd,Qh,Js,Jh,9d ]
fishboy7: lol
Then I got lucky as all hell and pulled a 2 outer out of my ass on the river. But how was I to know I was behind? The guy didn't reraise me preflop, so I couldn't put him on his hand. Had he come back over the top of me preflop, I would have given him credit for aces or kings and folded. But he just had to be sneaky.
***** Hand History for Game 2885958565 *****
0/0 Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) - Sat Nov 26 20:39:27 EST 2005
Table Table 36544 (Real Money) -- Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: Ernie357 ( $30.70)
Seat 2: cdads ( $56.15)
Seat 3: Cagliari4 ( $18.25)
Seat 4: BR56kg ( $71.65)
Seat 5: sax308 ( $20.15)
Seat 6: fishboy7 ( $61.35)
Seat 7: WildMonty ( $59.30)
Seat 8: SirTobbe ( $93.50)
Seat 9: hhhillyer ( $43.05)
Seat 10: GreenKronik ( $57.65)
SirTobbe posts small blind (0.25)
hhhillyer posts big blind (0.50)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to fishboy7 [ Qc, Qs ]
GreenKronik folds.
Ernie357 calls (0.50)
cdads calls (0.50)
Cagliari4 calls (0.50)
BR56kg folds.
sax308 raises (3) to 3
fishboy7 raises (6) to 6
SirTobbe folds.
hhhillyer folds.
Ernie357 folds.
cdads folds.
Cagliari4 folds.
sax308 calls (3)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 7c, 7h, Js ]
sax308 bets (3)
fishboy7 raises (50) to 50
sax308 calls (11.15)
sax308 is all-In.
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 5d ]
** Dealing River ** : [ Qh ]
Creating Main Pot with $40.45 with sax308
** Summary **
Main Pot: $40.45 | Side Pot 1: $35.85 | Rake: $2.10
Board: [ 7c 7h Js 5d Qh ]
Ernie357 balance $30.20, lost $0.50 (folded)
cdads balance $55.65, lost $0.50 (folded)
Cagliari4 balance $17.75, lost $0.50 (folded)
BR56kg balance $71.65, didn't bet (folded)
sax308 balance $0, lost $20.15 [ Kd Kc ] [ two pairs, kings and sevens -- Kd,Kc,Qh,7c,7h ]
fishboy7 balance $81.65, bet $56, collected $76.30, net +$20.30 [ Qc Qs ] [ a full house, Queens full of sevens -- Qc,Qs,Qh,7c,7h ]
WildMonty balance $59.30, sits out
SirTobbe balance $93.25, lost $0.25 (folded)
hhhillyer balance $42.55, lost $0.50 (folded)
GreenKronik balance $57.65, didn't bet (folded)
I'm an idiot. I actually thought I was beat here. Someone please shoot me.
***** Hand History for Game 2885963229 *****
0/0 Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) - Sat Nov 26 20:50:44 EST 2005
Table Table 36607 (6 max) (Real Money) -- Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: Ranbar007 ( $40.33)
Seat 2: msniaiu ( $2.75)
Seat 3: PrinzFFvB77 ( $74.14)
Seat 4: Deelar ( $23.15)
Seat 5: MrRichie1 ( $65.68)
Seat 6: fishboy7 ( $28.19)
Ranbar007 posts small blind (0.10)
PrinzFFvB77 posts big blind (0.25)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to fishboy7 [ 7c, 8c ]
Deelar calls (0.25)
MrRichie1 folds.
fishboy7: wow
fishboy7 calls (0.25)
Ranbar007 calls (0.15)
PrinzFFvB77 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Ac, Tc, Kd ]
Ranbar007 bets (1)
PrinzFFvB77 calls (1)
Deelar folds.
fishboy7 calls (1)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 4c ]
Ranbar007 bets (4)
PrinzFFvB77 calls (4)
fishboy7 folds.
** Dealing River ** : [ 2d ]
Ranbar007 bets (4)
PrinzFFvB77 calls (4)
** Summary **
Main Pot: $19 | Rake: $1
Board: [ Ac Tc Kd 4c 2d ]
Ranbar007 balance $31.08, lost $9.25 [ 9s 6c ] [ high card ace -- Ac,Kd,Tc,9s,6c ]
msniaiu balance $2.75, sits out
PrinzFFvB77 balance $83.89, bet $9.25, collected $19, net +$9.75 [ Jh Qh ] [ a straight, ten to ace -- Ac,Kd,Qh,Jh,Tc ]
Deelar balance $22.90, lost $0.25 (folded)
MrRichie1 balance $65.68, didn't bet (folded)
fishboy7 balance $26.94, lost $1.25 (folded)
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